Sunday, December 9, 2007

Morning...How was your weekend???


DID DONALD TRUMP LEAVE A $10,000 TIP ON AN $82 RESTAURANT BILL???

According to the website, DeRober.com, DONALD TRUMP and a friend had dinner at a Santa Monica restaurant called the Buffalo Club on Monday night. The bill came to $82. Donald left a tip. A $10,000 TIP. (!!!)

The waiter who got the tip . . . identified only as "Billy D" . . . says Trump barely spoke to him during the entire meal.

But when it was time to pay up, Trump wanted to know the biggest tip Billy had ever received. He told Trump that movie producer JERRY BRUCKHEIMER once left him $500 on a $1,000 tab.

Trump told him, quote, "You're very good at your job" . . . paid the tab and left. It wasn't until after he was gone that Billy realized how much he'd left.

(--Here's a picture of the receipt . . .)

But get this....

(--Donald Trump told this morning's "New York Post" that the whole story is a hoax to generate publicity for the restaurant . . . and that he wasn't even IN California on Monday.)

HERE'S GEORGE CLOONEY AND BRAD PITT'S SILLY VIDEO TRIBUTE TO JULIA ROBERTS AT THE AMERICAN CINEMATHEQUE AWARDS:

JULIA ROBERTS was honored during the American Cinematheque Awards . . . which aired on AMC.

Since there's virtually no doubt that you DIDN'T watch this show, you missed the HI-larious video tribute that GEORGE CLOONEY and BRAD PITT put together for Julia.

Neither of them could be there in person, so they did a little BATHROOM SKIT, mocking Senator LARRY CRAIG. It really IS funny. Check out the video here . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6bW5iarpPg

(--I can't help it. I'm a sucker for these guys. Especially George Clooney. I don't think their images are manufactured. They really ARE lovable clowns.)

(--They're like those jocks you wanted to HATE, but couldn't help LOVING, back in high school. The teachers always favored them, all the girls loved them and they were AWESOME at everything they did.)

(--Even YOUR girlfriend probably would have left you for one of them if they wanted her. And somehow that would have been okay with you!!! Sigh....)
OWEN WILSON AND WOODY HARRELSON DID ALL MANNER OF SPIRITUAL THINGS . . . LIKE SWIMMING TOGETHER IN THEIR UNDERWEAR . . . IN PERU:

Now this is just me . . . but if MY life were totally screwed up, I'm not sure WOODY HARRELSON is the guy I'd choose to help me straighten it out. That being said, it seems to be a winning strategy for OWEN WILSON.

Owen and Woody went to Peru recently to do all manner of spiritual things. That includes stripping down to their UNDERWEAR and having a manly, heterosexual swim together.

They stayed at a place called the Hanaq Pacha Retreat Center . . . which Woody helps fund . . . in the Andes Mountains. It's described as a, quote, "yoga and spiritual retreat".

They also visited a local orphanage they've been giving money to.

(--Here are some pics. Notice how Owen looks SERIOUSLY PACKED in those boxer-briefs . . .)
IN OTHER NEWS...

NICOLAS CAGE'S 16-year-old son Weston is SERIOUSLY goth.

Check out his picture . . . ARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!

(--Weston turns 17 . . . and no doubt ANGRIER . . . the day after Christmas.)

ENJOY SOME PICTURES OF AMY WINEHOUSE WITH A SUSPICIOUS WHITE POWDER IN HER NOSTRILS . . . AND CRAWLING UNDERNEATH A GATE TO GET INTO HER HOUSE:

The AMY WINEHOUSE Death Watch has been reinstated, thanks to some pictures that showed up on the Web yesterday.

Amy was out on the town in London the other night . . . and, as usual, CHAOS was her companion.

First, she was photographed leaving her house . . . with a pretty large amount of suspicious WHITE POWDER inside her nostrils.

Amy got into a chauffeur-driven vehicle . . . in which she proceeded to CHANGE HER PANTS. She does get bonus points for wearing panties, though, as you'll see in the pics.

After she was done partying, Amy returned home. But she apparently either forgot or lost her keys. Because she had to crawl underneath her gate to get back into her house.

Here are the pictures of Amy Winehouse's interesting evening . . .

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