IS TONY PARKER ALREADY CHEATING ON EVA LONGORIA . . . BECAUSE EVA WON'T DO CERTAIN NAUGHTY THINGS???
Most guys probably think that marrying EVA LONGORIA is like hitting the SEXUAL JACKPOT. And then there's TONY PARKER. The guy who DID marry Eva Longoria this past summer . . . and who may already be CHEATING ON HER.
The gossip website X-17 Online says Tony is having an affair with a French model by the name of ALEXANDRA PARESSANT . . . whom he met at HIS OWN WEDDING . . . which took place in Paris on July 7th.
It's not clear how she ended up at the wedding, but Alexandra says Tony kept looking at her all day. They were finally introduced by a mutual friend, soccer star Thierry Henry.
Over the next few months, they started having TEXT SEX and exchanging naughty phone calls. Then, on September 29th, Tony was back in Paris to receive some sort of honor.
It was during this trip that Tony and this skank supposedly took their TEXT SEX to the next level. At the park Park Hyatt Hotel no less . . . the same place where Eva and Tony stayed when they got married.
As for why any man would cheat on Eva Longoria . . . Tony's story is pretty common: He got tired of what she had to offer.
Alexandra says, quote, "He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain positions and thinks that [spermatozoon] gives acne." (???)
The obvious question is, why did Tony bother to marry Eva in the first place, if he had these concerns? Alexandra says Tony told her, quote, "Everybody has to get married at a point, but [for him] it is still time to enjoy life."
TONY PARKER was very quick to deny all of this yesterday. He released a statement saying, quote, "I love my wife. She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier." (--Actually, that's not really a denial is it? Still . . . you get the idea.)
Even Eva released a statement . . . saying, quote, "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband."
And Eva's rep calls the allegations, quote, "Completely, 100% false and untrue."
JESSICA ALBA IS PREGNANT:
JESSICA ALBA and boyfriend Cash Warren are expecting a child in late spring or early summer.
Jessica and Cash met in 2004, on the set of the original "Fantastic Four" movie. Cash was working as an assistant to the director. They split up earlier this year, but got back together not long after.
Jessica just finished filming the MIKE MYERS comedy, "The Love Guru".
Most guys probably think that marrying EVA LONGORIA is like hitting the SEXUAL JACKPOT. And then there's TONY PARKER. The guy who DID marry Eva Longoria this past summer . . . and who may already be CHEATING ON HER.
The gossip website X-17 Online says Tony is having an affair with a French model by the name of ALEXANDRA PARESSANT . . . whom he met at HIS OWN WEDDING . . . which took place in Paris on July 7th.
It's not clear how she ended up at the wedding, but Alexandra says Tony kept looking at her all day. They were finally introduced by a mutual friend, soccer star Thierry Henry.
Over the next few months, they started having TEXT SEX and exchanging naughty phone calls. Then, on September 29th, Tony was back in Paris to receive some sort of honor.
It was during this trip that Tony and this skank supposedly took their TEXT SEX to the next level. At the park Park Hyatt Hotel no less . . . the same place where Eva and Tony stayed when they got married.
As for why any man would cheat on Eva Longoria . . . Tony's story is pretty common: He got tired of what she had to offer.
Alexandra says, quote, "He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain positions and thinks that [spermatozoon] gives acne." (???)
The obvious question is, why did Tony bother to marry Eva in the first place, if he had these concerns? Alexandra says Tony told her, quote, "Everybody has to get married at a point, but [for him] it is still time to enjoy life."
(--X-17 has some pictures of Alexandra, here . . .)
By the way . . . Alexandra Paressant used to fornicate with internationally-known Brazilian soccer stud RONALDINHO.
Last summer, after Brazil was knocked out of the World Cup tournament by France in the quarterfinals, Alexandra told reporters that Ronaldhino was sneaking out of camp every night to party with her. He then threatened to SUE her.
(--And more here . . . PLUS a quick video message from Alexandra . . . in which she seems just a little too excited to be messing with Tony Parker's marriage. Not that it's all HER fault, of course . . .)
Last summer, after Brazil was knocked out of the World Cup tournament by France in the quarterfinals, Alexandra told reporters that Ronaldhino was sneaking out of camp every night to party with her. He then threatened to SUE her.
(--And more here . . . PLUS a quick video message from Alexandra . . . in which she seems just a little too excited to be messing with Tony Parker's marriage. Not that it's all HER fault, of course . . .)
TONY PARKER was very quick to deny all of this yesterday. He released a statement saying, quote, "I love my wife. She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier." (--Actually, that's not really a denial is it? Still . . . you get the idea.)Even Eva released a statement . . . saying, quote, "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband."
And Eva's rep calls the allegations, quote, "Completely, 100% false and untrue."
JESSICA ALBA IS PREGNANT:JESSICA ALBA and boyfriend Cash Warren are expecting a child in late spring or early summer.
Jessica and Cash met in 2004, on the set of the original "Fantastic Four" movie. Cash was working as an assistant to the director. They split up earlier this year, but got back together not long after.
Jessica just finished filming the MIKE MYERS comedy, "The Love Guru".
***SHOWBIZ DEATH***
BENJAMIN BRATT'S NEPHEW WAS KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT CAUSED BY TWO PUNKS WHO WERE RUNNING FROM THE COPS:
The 20-year-old nephew of BENJAMIN BRATT was killed early Tuesday morning in San Francisco . . . in an accident caused by two punks who were running from the cops.
The two IDIOTS had stolen a Saturn, and plowed into Kristopher Bratt's car after running a red light. Kristopher and a passenger in the vehicle were both killed. (--Kristopher is the son of one of Benjamin's brothers.)
The thieves were caught and are currently in custody.
The driver is facing several charges . . . including two counts of gross vehicular manslaughter, one count of felony hit and run, one count of evading police causing death . . . and, of course, theft charges and various traffic violations.
(This is why, despite what you see in the movies, or even on those "reality" cop shows, police do everything in their power to AVOID getting into high-speed chases.)
(It's usually a lot smarter to let the thieves go and try to track them down later than it is to put innocent lives at risk.)
(And here we have a pretty convincing argument for that.)
BENJAMIN BRATT'S NEPHEW WAS KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT CAUSED BY TWO PUNKS WHO WERE RUNNING FROM THE COPS:
The 20-year-old nephew of BENJAMIN BRATT was killed early Tuesday morning in San Francisco . . . in an accident caused by two punks who were running from the cops.
The two IDIOTS had stolen a Saturn, and plowed into Kristopher Bratt's car after running a red light. Kristopher and a passenger in the vehicle were both killed. (--Kristopher is the son of one of Benjamin's brothers.)
The thieves were caught and are currently in custody.
The driver is facing several charges . . . including two counts of gross vehicular manslaughter, one count of felony hit and run, one count of evading police causing death . . . and, of course, theft charges and various traffic violations.
(This is why, despite what you see in the movies, or even on those "reality" cop shows, police do everything in their power to AVOID getting into high-speed chases.)
(It's usually a lot smarter to let the thieves go and try to track them down later than it is to put innocent lives at risk.)
(And here we have a pretty convincing argument for that.)
NONSENSE IN BRIEF:
#1.) SHIA LABEOUF is officially OFF THE HOOK for his bizarre evening of drunken loitering at a Chicago Walgreens last month.
LaBeouf actually showed up in a Chicago courtroom yesterday to face the charges, but Walgreens decided not to pursue the case . . . so the charges were dropped.
#2.) For those of you who actually care, "In Touch Weekly" claims that MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE are officially the proud parents of 2-year-old David Banda. David's home country of Malawi has formally approved the adoption.
#3.) Sometimes when ASHTON KUTCHER bends down, he exposes his backside crack. This is what it looks like when that happens . . .
#1.) SHIA LABEOUF is officially OFF THE HOOK for his bizarre evening of drunken loitering at a Chicago Walgreens last month.LaBeouf actually showed up in a Chicago courtroom yesterday to face the charges, but Walgreens decided not to pursue the case . . . so the charges were dropped.
#2.) For those of you who actually care, "In Touch Weekly" claims that MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE are officially the proud parents of 2-year-old David Banda. David's home country of Malawi has formally approved the adoption.
#3.) Sometimes when ASHTON KUTCHER bends down, he exposes his backside crack. This is what it looks like when that happens . . .
#4.) ARE PAMELA ANDERSON AND RICK SALOMON GETTING THEIR OWN REALITY SHOW???
PAMELA ANDERSON and her new husband, Rick Salomon, are supposedly developing a reality series for the E! network. The show would focus on their married life . . . their Vegas debauchery . . . and, apparently, their work with the homeless.
Here is how one source describes the show to "Us" magazine: Quote, "Think Nick [LACHEY] and Jessica [SIMPSON]'S show, [MTV's 'Newlyweds'], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life."
E! hasn't confirmed any of this yet, but "Us" magazine says the show could debut by late spring.
(Pam and Rick got married back in October, after a solid month of dating. Although they say they'd been friends for YEARS before that . . . even before Rick made a "name" for himself by co-starring in the Parasite Hilton sex tape.)
(If you'd like a preview of what their domestic lives might look like . . . check out this picture below . . . EVERYTHING about it just screams CLASS . . . especially the dog at the bottom . . .)
PAMELA ANDERSON and her new husband, Rick Salomon, are supposedly developing a reality series for the E! network. The show would focus on their married life . . . their Vegas debauchery . . . and, apparently, their work with the homeless.
Here is how one source describes the show to "Us" magazine: Quote, "Think Nick [LACHEY] and Jessica [SIMPSON]'S show, [MTV's 'Newlyweds'], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life."
E! hasn't confirmed any of this yet, but "Us" magazine says the show could debut by late spring.
(Pam and Rick got married back in October, after a solid month of dating. Although they say they'd been friends for YEARS before that . . . even before Rick made a "name" for himself by co-starring in the Parasite Hilton sex tape.)
(If you'd like a preview of what their domestic lives might look like . . . check out this picture below . . . EVERYTHING about it just screams CLASS . . . especially the dog at the bottom . . .)
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