***SHOWBIZ***

Remember him???

Former "In Living Color" clown DAVID ALAN GRIER is going to be a father. His Asiatic wife, Christine Kim, is pregnant with their first child; a girl. She is due sometime after the New Year.

(--David and Christine got married in July. She's due in February. You can do the math. Here's a picture of them. . .)

KATHARINE MCPHEE IS ENGAGED:

If this is true, my McPheever may have finally broken: "OK!" magazine says former "American Idol" runner-up KATHARINE MCPHEE is engaged to her longtime boyfriend, unsuccessful actor Nick Cokas.

Katharine is 23. . . Nick is only NINETEEN YEARS older than her at age 42. (But to be fair, he was dating her BEFORE she was on "American Idol".)

COURTNEY, WHERE'S YOUR RAZOR LOVE???

COURTNEY LOVE probably shouldn't leave the house without shaving anymore. And I'm talking about her FACE. Check out this picture of Courtney with some pretty serious peach fuzz below. . .

IT'S NOT TRUE!!!!

(Sorry Fellas)

ELLEN DEGENERES and PORTIA DE ROSSI are NOT breaking up, like the "Star" said they were. Ellen's rep says, quote, "The 'Star' article is fabricated and false."

DID HILARY DUFF GET BREAST IMPLANTS???

There don't seem to be any rumors to that effect yet, but there probably will be once these pictures start making the rounds of the World Wide Web of Speculation.

Hilary's breasts DO look fake in these shots. . . like she's got two softballs stuck halfway down the top of her dress. She kind of has the POSH SPICE look going. . . and everybody knows that Posh has fake ones. You be the judge. . .

Hillary with her "ladies" looking average...

Hillary looking like she's got implants...

Just for Laughs!!!

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "I think they’re dog tracks!"

The third blonde said, "Well, I think they’re cow tracks!"

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

STUPID QUICK HITS:

Thanks to the movie "Ratatouille", today's kids apparently don't want dogs, cats or goldfish anymore. No. . . now, they all want RATS. In England, pet stores have been selling 50% more rats since the movie opened.

The same effect also happened here, in Germany and in Sweden. . . with rat sales going WAY UP after the movie came out. Steve Fairburn, who owns the British chain Pets at Home, says, quote, "It seems 'Ratatouille' has done wonders for the image of rats." (AFP)